Tuesday, October 29, 2013

We seriously maybe possibly have a problem dudes

We seriously have a problem....maybe It's not like a normal problem that is a real bad thing that needs to be fixed. It's a weird thing really. Like....no obvious solution exists and it might not even need to be fixed...ya know? You definitely don't know cause that didn't explain anything at all. 

Lemme try again:

We think we are the coolest people ever. Ok so we have an ego problem. But it's not a normal level of arrogance or confidence or self esteem or anything. That level would be like "I am so cool and awesome and perfect I can do no wrong". Our level is like "I am so cool and awesome that it doesn't even matter that I do wrong all the time."

We think the rules don't or shouldn't apply to us.
Its a whole freaking new level of thinking highly of yourself. 

Average high level of arrogance: "I'm so cool and awesome and perfect that everyone notices me!"
Our level: "I am so cool and awesome that I don't even need to notice people noticing me."

Is it a problem? Eh....people still like us. Really like us. They love us. Do we try and hide how highly we think of ourselves? Nope. So if people still like us is it a problem? I don't think so. But maybe it could be in the future. I'm not sure how but I feel like this thing should somehow hinder our relationships and lives in some way...but it doesn't. At least not negatively....

And it's weird because it's not like we hold others to the same standards as we hold ourselves. So we're not any more judgmental and condescending than the next person....I think we're just an anomaly

Because seriously, based on everything I just typed shouldn't people freaking hate us? 

The answer to that is yes. 
But they don't.
Why?
Because we literally are the coolest people ever.

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